I’m pregnant.

Most darling Nan,

I have some rather terrifyingly wonderful news to share with you. I’ll be poetically perfunctory, as it’s what I know best.

The hysteria of the body… A tenement spilling forth its contents into the streets of the Lower East Side… An involuntary refutation… Theory meets practice… Going  down in the vernacular… Thunder only happens when it’s raining… And of course, players only love you when they’re playing.

To summarize, I am mother-to-be, hear my roar of perfumery and vixenhood!

And I quote “I’ve made up my mind… I’m keeping my baby!” end quote!

I’m deleting everyone who says Maybe Attending to the bundle of jouissance’s shower event on Facebook!

Kisses,

Claudia

P.S. Fourth wave all the way – we need to resist the exploitation of and violence against non-government sanctioned bodies! Let’s revolutionize the corrupt academy! Viva la vida loca!