sat in yr lap

i can’t stop:

- WISHING STEVIE WONDER SANG ‘ISN’T SHE LOVELY’ AT MY BAT MITZVAH

- wakin up the neighbours by screaming “Oh! Oh! Oh!” in between biggie’s synth pulses

- hypothesizing about Selena 4 Prez ~ 2008 (if she weren’t dead)

- quoting Showdogs Moms & Dads even though people have no idea what the fuck I’m talking about, but they should because “WHAT IF IT WAS ONE OF THESE?????” kills me every time. they also don’t get why i keep saying “in my vagina 2 times he bite me”

- worrying that all my clients are sending me dirty text messages and marianna is reading them and blushing because i left my phone in her private room

- laughing at misdemeanour’s track called “Don’t Be Commin’ (In My Face)” – why the hate?

-reading user comments on youtube vidz. way too good.

i don’t know what this means, but it sounds like fun:

“Britney ! quero que voce saibaaa que eu te amo muito ! e amo Bomt tbm ! adoro seus trabalhos com Max Martin ! Amo seus cds ! e todos os fãs estao ansiciosos e aguardando suas surpresas e os proximos singles !
Te amooooo !”

ditto:

“BRITTTTT
MUIEH ARRETADAA
T AMUU úu
xD
2008 ARRAze úu
I lovee yoouu xD
NHA FALO EM PORTUGUES MESMO ÚU
heuheuuehu xD
*-*
EU AMO vc *-*

;*** “

ALL I KNOW IS THAT IT IS A CRIME THAT SHE HAS NOT BEEN HIRED AS A PORTE-PAROLE/SPOKES”MODEL” FOR STARBUCKS AND/OR RITE AID or EX-LAX ALREADY! SHEESH x 1,000,000!!!

F THAT

p.s. proof i still got it (a.k.a. sometimes i listen to legitimately good music for kicks):

tomorrow i’m filing mah taxes n trying to figure out how to make myself sleep on the night bus w/o pot or melatonin. see y’all at 4am.